Photo 29 Sep 66,117 notes thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

Video 29 Sep 55,604 notes

(Source: romanoss)

Photo 28 Sep 24,058 notes crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy
Fendi judge gown: $399
Versace diamond band wring: $2999
Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999
MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50
Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot
Smile: pricless

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy

Fendi judge gown: $399

Versace diamond band wring: $2999

Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999

MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50

Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot

Smile: pricless

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Text 28 Sep 304,608 notes

koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

Photo 28 Sep 7,971 notes did-you-kno:

Mattel once released a Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broomstick that vibrated when kids put it between their legs.  Source

did-you-kno:

Mattel once released a Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broomstick that vibrated when kids put it between their legs. Source

Photo 28 Sep 11,175 notes stuffwhitepeopleask:

adhesive-cookie:

lifeisliterallylimited:

This just in: brown people do not have normal skin.

Americans for you.

"Americans" lol this is Australia. 

stuffwhitepeopleask:

adhesive-cookie:

lifeisliterallylimited:

This just in: brown people do not have normal skin.

Americans for you.

"Americans" lol this is Australia. 

Video 28 Sep 142,809 notes

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

Video 28 Sep 14,383 notes

jrsmithfan:

Worlds most powerful baby

(Source: dinuguan)

Video 28 Sep 85,923 notes

exvind:

scribblingbearcat:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

DAMN SON

There is no problem that sass cannot solve

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Photo 28 Sep 79,118 notes catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*


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